Hah! I did it! Its finally agreed to cooperate! Hold your horses sweetie and don't get too pumped up. I'm talking about these drops that wouldn't seem to want to attach itself to my blog space. Weird! (if you got a dirty mind, it is) Well, thats what I thought of and thats what I told DJ Roel, who was the valiant one who attached a video to my drops, and who couldn't believe that there was something wrong with his work of art (I'm talking about my drops, again! hehe) But its on my blog and all's well. Maybe a little too late because half the population of all those termite mounds in Africa would have seen and heard my drops by now. But, its here and so back to reality. Thanks a mil DJ Roel.
We're about halfway between New Year's eve and Valentine's day, in other words, its one of those ordinary, mundane and easily forgettable days of your life. Its Sunday today and, depending on how you look at it, its your weekend or your weekbegin. Lately though, my weekends have all been work work work. With my schedule, the only days I really get to sit down and do production have been weekends. But I totally derive extreme and unmatched satisfaction (tsk tsk, there goes your dirty little mind again) from listening to the finished product (i know i know, he's narcissistic too, don't you know?)
By the way, just so to clear the smoggy air in China, I am a pre-paid service, just like your fave telco companies (probably a wee bit more efficient than some). In short, you send me my talent fee and I send you your drops. Plain and simple. So, let me tell you the story behind that. Now a lot of guys have silently expressed their apprehension towards this setup because they don't really know me. Why would I send you P300 with no receipt, promissory note or even a mugshot of the unbeatable as evidence that I have paid for those drops? Would you? No? Maybe? F%^$£$K off? The answer? Word of Honor! Deejays are honorable people. Its a very small community so we really don't have a choice! People know everyone, trust me. Like for instance if I tell you that after dealing with more than a thousand DJs who wanted me to produce their drops, there is only one DJ who ordered his drops (oh yes, i said dropS because he ordered not 1, not 2, not 3......but 5 drops!) and DID NOT GET IT! Production is a lonely job. Its lonely and long. Long hours sitting in front of a computer and squeezing out your creative juices. So for me to give you enough credit that you will pay me to sit in front of my computer squeezing, squeezing and squeezing until its time to change hands, thats WAAAAAAYYYYY too much credit, isn't it? Well, I'm a sucker for DJs. I have way too much faith in mankind too. I've always thought DEE-JAY was synonymous to DE-CENT! HAH! That's really not a bad thing if you think about it. Bottom line is, why would you DESTROY your name and your reputation for P1000? Hahahahahhahaha. Isn't that so pathetic? And mind-boggling? ONE THOUSAND MEASLY PESOS! People go to jail for 2 million or more. They rob, steal, scam and lie for at least 7 figures. But for a thousand? You got to be a real standout to do that. A standout IDIOT! As what my daughter would say, the scum between her toes! Well, the ratio is still heart-warming. 1 out of 1000 isn't really alarming. Pathetic (for him) but not alarming. Soooooooo, who's the scum of the earth? The one and only DJ who besmirched the revered and holy title of "DJ" before their name? The guy who pretends to be a BIGSHOT DJ but who's really a bigNOT, or nut? The ONE guy who wasted at least 2 days of my life squeezing squeezing squeezing until every bone from my forefinger until my elbows hurt? THE DJ WHO ORDERED 5 DROPS AND DID NOT GET IT? Hahahahahahaha to you boy! The guy who was willing to ruin his name and social standing (assuming he has any) for a thousand bucks? You really wanna know? Nyahahahahahahaa!!!!!!!!!!!! (thats about the most evil laugh I could muster so, please, bear with me now) You want his first and last name? Okay, lets start the party!........his first name starts with a letter D, followed by the letter.......WAIT! My shoulder angels are talking to me....(okay. uh huh. yeah. sounds nice. YES!) Okay, majority wins. Let me know if this is the most sinister plan or what! I WILL POST HIS DROPS ON MY BLOG INSTEAD AND LETS PLAY A GUESSING GAME!!!!!!!!!!!
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